This Week in Haiku: 7/3/2009
On barfing cabinets, duct cleaning and hip replacements.
I've seen bad wiring
But never knew cabinets
Could vomit it out
Planar, D&M
Will miss CEDIA 09
Nortek plans shrinkage
But Burkhardt tells us
SpeakerCraft plans its biggest
Product launch ever
New contest 'Mount This!'
May sound inappropriate
But not like 'Great Racks!"
Microsoft Hohm site
For energy management
Sell duct cleaning here
(Troy Batterberry
Runs Hohm -- convenient for me
He's five syllables)
Try shifting focus
From hip clients to those with
A hip replacement
Cablevision wins!
Store your movies in the cloud
Take that, studios!
Off topic: Franken
Takes Minnesota, the state
That gave us Jesse
Last Week's Haiku
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But never knew cabinets
Could vomit it out
Planar, D&M
Will miss CEDIA 09
Nortek plans shrinkage
But Burkhardt tells us
SpeakerCraft plans its biggest
Product launch ever
New contest 'Mount This!'
May sound inappropriate
But not like 'Great Racks!"
Microsoft Hohm site
For energy management
Sell duct cleaning here
(Troy Batterberry
Runs Hohm -- convenient for me
He's five syllables)
Try shifting focus
From hip clients to those with
A hip replacement
Cablevision wins!
Store your movies in the cloud
Take that, studios!
Off topic: Franken
Takes Minnesota, the state
That gave us Jesse
Last Week's Haiku
CE Pro This Week in Haiku sponsored by:

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Julie Jacobson, Editor-at-large, CE Pro
As a co-founder of EH Publishing in 1994, Julie has edited and contributed to all of the company's publications at one time or another. An authority on home automation, networking, integration, digital convergence and the CE pro channel, Julie speaks often about these subjects at industry events. She graduated with a B.A. in Economics from the University of Michigan, and received an MBA from the University of Texas at Austin. Julie is a washed-up Ultimate Frisbee player.
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“Off topic: Franken
Takes Minnesota, the state
That gave us Jesse”
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