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This Week in Haiku: 7/3/2009
On barfing cabinets, duct cleaning and hip replacements.
I've seen bad wiring
But never knew cabinets
Could vomit it out
Planar, D&M
Will miss CEDIA 09
Nortek plans shrinkage
But Burkhardt tells us
SpeakerCraft plans its biggest
Product launch ever
New contest 'Mount This!'
May sound inappropriate
But not like 'Great Racks!"
Microsoft Hohm site
For energy management
Sell duct cleaning here
(Troy Batterberry
Runs Hohm -- convenient for me
He's five syllables)
Try shifting focus
From hip clients to those with
A hip replacement
Cablevision wins!
Store your movies in the cloud
Take that, studios!
Off topic: Franken
Takes Minnesota, the state
That gave us Jesse
Last Week's Haiku
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But never knew cabinets
Could vomit it out
Planar, D&M
Will miss CEDIA 09
Nortek plans shrinkage
But Burkhardt tells us
SpeakerCraft plans its biggest
Product launch ever
New contest 'Mount This!'
May sound inappropriate
But not like 'Great Racks!"
Microsoft Hohm site
For energy management
Sell duct cleaning here
(Troy Batterberry
Runs Hohm -- convenient for me
He's five syllables)
Try shifting focus
From hip clients to those with
A hip replacement
Cablevision wins!
Store your movies in the cloud
Take that, studios!
Off topic: Franken
Takes Minnesota, the state
That gave us Jesse
Last Week's Haiku
CE Pro This Week in Haiku sponsored by:
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Julie Jacobson, Editor-at-large, CE Pro
Julie Jacobson is co-founder of EH Publishing and currently spends most of her time writing for CE Pro, mostly in the areas of home automation, networked A/V and the business of home systems integration. She majored in Economics at the University of Michigan, earned an MBA from the University of Texas at Austin, and has never taken a journalism class in her life. Julie is a washed-up Ultimate Frisbee player with the scars to prove it. Follow her on Twitter @juliejacobson.
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“Off topic: Franken
Takes Minnesota, the state
That gave us Jesse”
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