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CES 2013 Preview: In Haiku

CES previews can be so boring. Here's a little something for those of us who are burned out on smart appliances, big TVs, connected cars and predictions for the new year.


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CES 2013 preview: in haiku

Some things never change and CES is one of them. CES 2013 will be much like CES 2012 and CES 2005 except people will have less hair, and Microsoft won’t be around.

This will be my 20th CES. What started as a few nostalgic haikus on Facebook somehow blossomed into this: a preview of this year’s event ... in haiku.

It starts with this:

Moisturizer? Check.
Hand sanitizer? That too.
Aspirin? Got it.

The rest can be found in the slideshow. Warning, Gary Shapiro and PR people are all fair game.

Catch our illustrated CES 2013 haikus in the slideshow.
Feel free to add your own in the comments section below.

 



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About the Author

Julie Jacobson, Editor-at-large, CE Pro
Julie Jacobson, recipient of the 2014 CEA TechHome Leadership Award, is co-founder of EH Publishing, producer of CE Pro, Electronic House, Commercial Integrator, Security Sales and other leading technology publications. She currently spends most of her time writing for CE Pro in the areas of home automation, security, networked A/V and the business of home systems integration. Julie majored in Economics at the University of Michigan, spent a year abroad at Cambridge University, earned an MBA from the University of Texas at Austin, and has never taken a journalism class in her life. She's a washed-up Ultimate Frisbee player currently residing in Carlsbad, Calif. Follow her on Twitter @juliejacobson.

5 Comments (displayed in order by date/time)

Posted by Avi  on  01/05  at  05:52 PM

Send me the bag
I need to carry swag
Love CES.

I am sure this is not a haiku as I suck at them but I always enjoy yours!

Posted by Julie Jacobson  on  01/05  at  05:57 PM

No way, Avi. I should’ve specified: first GOOD comment with proper syllables will get the bag.

Posted by Jay Martin  on  01/05  at  07:15 PM

CES would suck
without the official bag
but I’ll have Julie’s.

Actually, I won’t be there, so I guess someone else will get it, but I couldn’t resist.

Have a great time!

Posted by Julie Jacobson AP  on  01/06  at  10:41 AM

Hey Julie, let’s meet up again this week. Enjoyed meeting you last year.

Posted by Julie Jacobson  on  01/06  at  03:48 PM

Other JJ, I sent you an email. Would love to get together.

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